Notices by Andy C (andyc)

Building the TPC-H schema and data/SQL generators and then building an APEX prototype.

@fitheach Ah yes. Very good. Almost poetic. If only I'd captioned it thus 🙂

@fitheach That was pre-match. I don't normally visit the bar at half-time (too busy).

I once visited a close mate who had emigrated to Sydney and I hadn't seen for 4 years. We were all now saddled with young families but we managed to sneak out for a quick drink.

As we approached the bar and he turned to me and said 'Your round Andy. I got the last round in at The Grapes at our leaving piss-up'.

And that was great.

@rpcutts https://github.com/andycowl/octopress/blob/master/source/_posts/2010-11-13-why-i-hate-kitties-and-whips.markdown

Honestly I thought he was a sub from the youth team

K's new manager looks about 20

Where Have All the Boot Boys Gone https://g.co/kgs/qdg72X

My mummy was quite concerned and suggested I go and stand close to a man in an orange vest. Which I have now done.

Some Carshalton bovvers boys are congregating near me in a menacing manner. They have beards, shaved heads and are drinking Kronenburg 1664. I think I will call my mummy.

An acrobatic diving header makes it 1-1.

K's have addressed the 'left back problem' by dropping the left back and replacing him with a right footed centre half.

K's 1-0 up thanks to a flukey cross that turned into a goal

@fitheach I hate it when MPs or anyone for that matter uses the sentence - 'May I apologise if I appear to have misled parliament...' or 'My comments appears to have been misconstrued (misinterpreted)' which surely indicates a liar.

@fitheach Indeed. I also love Scandinavia, Norway in particular.

@rpcutts that won't stop determined, professional stalkers.

@rpcutts I think this is an issue that has plagued me to the extent I once blogged about it. Will try to dig it out later.

Down at Kingstonian FC to see new manager as they take on Carshalton.

@rpcutts Remember in Early Doors when Tommy is occasionally offered a pint and he always replies 'No thanks. I'll just stick on me own'. I loved that show.

[ Reply to a now non-existent post about woman from London setting up a tab in a bar ]

@rpcutts I think performing arts, radio, TV, theatre, film etc is a very precarious career. I didn't really realise how much until I met Lynne (Felicity) whose two offspring are in the same line. I think you need to have a very thick skin, some talent and a fair degree of luck.