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Updates tagged with tsa on Federati Nu: Federated N-series GNU Social!lnxw48a1: @clacke Inside the US, airports are inconvenient (especially since the TSA's creation) and airlines are relatively expensive. When feasible, I much prefer to drive instead of flying. Example: I can drive 6-8 hours to visit my brother in NorCal or I can: * drive an hour plus to the nearest airport * go through checkin * go through TSA and hope they're happy with my crotch scan and don't need to touch me * wait another 1-2 hours [1] until boarding and takeoff * fly an hour or so * get my luggage * rent a car * drive an hour to get to where he lives [1] If you're not at least 2 hours early, a busy day at the airport can cause you to miss your flight while you are queued up for airline checkin or #TSA
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3433610
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2023 20:53:01 UTC@<a href="https://libranet.de/profile/clacke" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛">clacke</a> Inside the US, airports are inconvenient (especially since the TSA's creation) and airlines are relatively expensive. When feasible, I much prefer to drive instead of flying. <br /> <br /> Example: I can drive 6-8 hours to visit my brother in NorCal or I can: <br /> * drive an hour plus to the nearest airport<br /> * go through checkin<br /> * go through TSA and hope they're happy with my crotch scan and don't need to touch me<br /> * wait another 1-2 hours [1] until boarding and takeoff<br /> * fly an hour or so<br /> * get my luggage<br /> * rent a car<br /> * drive an hour to get to where he lives<br /> <br /> [1] If you're not at least 2 hours early, a busy day at the airport can cause you to miss your flight while you are queued up for airline checkin or #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span>2023-12-19T20:53:01+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: According to https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/americas-finance-guide/federal-spending/#spending-categories the US government only spends about 1% on Homeland Security. I had the impression that #TSA itself was larger than that.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3421781
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 20-Feb-2023 15:37:27 UTCAccording to <a href="https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/americas-finance-guide/federal-spending/#spending-categories" title="https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/americas-finance-guide/federal-spending/#spending-categories" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/americas-finance-guide/federal-spending/#spending-categories</a> the US government only spends about 1% on Homeland Security. I had the impression that #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> itself was larger than that.2023-02-20T15:37:27+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: https://nu.federati.net/url/288810 [www tsa gov] #RealID enforcement delayed until 2025. #TSA #DHS #Security_Theater
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3416775
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 05-Dec-2022 17:52:19 UTC<a href="https://www.tsa.gov/news/press/releases/2022/12/05/dhs-announces-extension-real-id-full-enforcement-deadline" title="https://www.tsa.gov/news/press/releases/2022/12/05/dhs-announces-extension-real-id-full-enforcement-deadline" rel="nofollow external noreferrer" class="attachment" id="attachment-288810">https://nu.federati.net/url/288810</a> [www tsa gov] <br /> <br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/realid" rel="tag">RealID</a></span> enforcement delayed until 2025. <br /> <br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/dhs" rel="tag">DHS</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/securitytheater" rel="tag">Security_Theater</a></span>2022-12-05T17:52:19+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: https://www.cntraveler.com/story/what-to-know-if-an-ssss-code-shows-up-on-your-boarding-pass [www cntraveler com] If your airline boarding pass has a certain code on it, expect to have a full #TSA search and intensive screening.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3415877
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 29-Nov-2022 18:45:00 UTC<a href="https://www.cntraveler.com/story/what-to-know-if-an-ssss-code-shows-up-on-your-boarding-pass" title="https://www.cntraveler.com/story/what-to-know-if-an-ssss-code-shows-up-on-your-boarding-pass" rel="nofollow noreferrer" class="attachment">https://www.cntraveler.com/story/what-to-know-if-an-ssss-code-shows-up-on-your-boarding-pass</a> [www cntraveler com] <br /><br /> If your airline boarding pass has a certain code on it, expect to have a full #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> search and intensive screening.2022-11-29T18:45:00+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Back in #SoCal. #faveNephew brought me "home" from the #hairport. Also, since when did #TSA need to use my key to open my luggage. My lock is TSA compliant, and has been opened by them many times over the years.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3415155
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 22-Nov-2022 06:17:07 UTCBack in #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/socal" rel="tag">SoCal.</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/favenephew" rel="tag">faveNephew</a></span> brought me "home" from the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport.</a></span> <br /> <br /> Also, since when did #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> need to use my key to open my luggage. My lock is TSA compliant, and has been opened by them many times over the years.2022-11-22T06:17:07+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: You'd think that taking 2 smartphones, 2 tablets, 3 laptops, 2 portable gaming consoles, 1 media player, one digital camera, and 1 #Raspberry_Pi Zero W is excessive the way the #TSA reacts, but if you're an IT person who is likely to be gone for 6 months or more, that's travelling light.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3404270
lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 26-Jun-2022 14:00:26 UTCYou'd think that taking 2 smartphones, 2 tablets, 3 laptops, 2 portable gaming consoles, 1 media player, one digital camera, and 1 #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/raspberrypi" rel="tag">Raspberry_Pi</a></span> Zero W is excessive the way the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> reacts, but if you're an IT person who is likely to be gone for 6 months or more, that's travelling light.2022-06-26T14:00:26+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Some time in the next week or so, I intend to buy a Chromebook ( which means I must create a Google account ... I doubt that ChromeOS is like Android, where I can use it for years without ever logging in with a Google account). The electronics retail location nearby has one model on sale (clearance?) for $99. I'm trying to get my essential electronics shipped back to #SoCal, so I don't have to pull out so many devices at the #TSA checkpoint when I'm on my way back.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3404269
lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 26-Jun-2022 13:55:12 UTCSome time in the next week or so, I intend to buy a Chromebook ( which means I must create a Google account ... I doubt that ChromeOS is like Android, where I can use it for years without ever logging in with a Google account).<br /><br /> The electronics retail location nearby has one model on sale (clearance?) for $99. I'm trying to get my essential electronics shipped back to #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/socal" rel="tag">SoCal</a></span>, so I don't have to pull out so many devices at the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> checkpoint when I'm on my way back.2022-06-26T13:55:12+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Sometimes I really want to know what Google Play does that makes it worth 4-5 notifications after a reboot telling me to re-enable it. If they're hoping for compromising photos, they can get my #crotchscan pics from the #TSA.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3399427
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 30-Apr-2022 03:13:53 UTCSometimes I really want to know what Google Play does that makes it worth 4-5 notifications after a reboot telling me to re-enable it. If they're hoping for compromising photos, they can get my #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> pics from the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA.</a></span>2022-04-30T03:13:53+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Found the #TSA's "We sniffed your underwear" love note.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3379306
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 11-Sep-2021 14:51:16 UTCFound the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span>'s "We sniffed your underwear" love note.2021-09-11T14:51:16+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: I still remember film cameras, so I don’t always remember to pull my camera out of my backpack and put it in the #TSA container so they can scan it. Yeah, I know they are electronics now. But since I remember when they were not, my mental default is that they are not electronics.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3365273
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 05-May-2021 04:43:44 UTCI still remember film cameras, so I don’t always remember to pull my camera out of my backpack and put it in the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> container so they can scan it.<br /> <br /> Yeah, I know they are electronics now. But since I remember when they were not, my mental default is that they are not electronics.2021-05-05T04:43:44+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: I had two flights in two days. The #TSA sniffed my underpants and left me love notes both times.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3357745
lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 14-Feb-2021 05:09:35 UTCI had two flights in two days. The #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> sniffed my underpants and left me love notes both times.2021-02-14T05:09:35+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: The #TSA had to repeat my #crotch-scan because the first one said I had something in my back pockets. All pockets were empty. #hairport
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3357573
lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 12-Feb-2021 03:30:23 UTCThe #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> had to repeat my #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch-scan</a></span> because the first one said I had something in my back pockets. All pockets were empty. <br /> <br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport</a></span>2021-02-12T03:30:23+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: I should get a #Patreon and ask Putin and Xi to contribute ... since they saw (suspected) my #TSA #crotchscan pics, they should pay me for the enjoyment.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3351958
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 15-Dec-2020 19:26:56 UTCI should get a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/patreon" rel="tag">Patreon</a></span> and ask Putin and Xi to contribute ... since they saw (suspected) my #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> pics, they should pay me for the enjoyment.2020-12-15T19:26:56+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @geniusmusing What a scary thought! It is bad enough to learn that Putin and Xi are looking at my #TSA #crotchscan photos. If they’re also looking at my finances from #IRS records, I’ll be embarrassed and they’ll be laughing.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3351889
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 14-Dec-2020 23:06:19 UTC@<a href="https://nu.federati.net/user/16" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention" title="GeniusMusing">geniusmusing</a> What a scary thought! It is bad enough to learn that Putin and Xi are looking at my #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> photos. If they’re also looking at my finances from #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/irs" rel="tag">IRS</a></span> records, I’ll be embarrassed and they’ll be laughing.2020-12-14T23:06:19+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Important question: Can I get copy of my #TSA #crotch_scan? I can give it my doctor and avoid some diagnostic scans.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3338823
lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 08-Oct-2020 22:00:07 UTCImportant question: Can I get copy of my #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch_scan</a></span>? I can give it my doctor and avoid some diagnostic scans.2020-10-08T22:00:07+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: I can only assume that the shipment mentioned in @guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info’s link was mis-labelled and come from a “trusted” shipper. I would expect that the assumed trusted shipper will temporarily lose its status. If it was not a trusted shipper, I expect some people in #TSA will lose their jobs or at least be demoted over this. I know that military cargoes have to be shipped somehow (and I admit I don’t know the process), but being surprised by the arrival of a missile with a potentially explosive warhead at a civilian airport says bad things about the whole process.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3329603
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 19-Aug-2020 18:53:42 UTCI can only assume that the shipment mentioned in @<a href="https://pleroma.guizzyordi.info/users/guizzy" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention">guizzy</a>’s link was mis-labelled and come from a “trusted” shipper.<br /> <br /> I would expect that the assumed trusted shipper will temporarily lose its status. If it was not a trusted shipper, I expect some people in #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> will lose their jobs or at least be demoted over this.<br /> <br /> I know that military cargoes have to be shipped somehow (and I admit I don’t know the process), but being surprised by the arrival of a missile with a potentially explosive warhead at a civilian airport says bad things about the whole process.2020-08-19T18:53:42+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic They could move on to requiring people to contact the #TSA to have them send #crotch-scan transcripts.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3261303
lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2020 02:28:02 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention">amic</a> They could move on to requiring people to contact the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> to have them send #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch-scan</a></span> transcripts.2020-02-06T02:28:02+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: The Jacksons -- "Going Places" #song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mwGi8UhLHw #1973 #1970s People today are a lot less likely to like the feeling they get when they're ridin' a jet. Thank the #hairport, #airlines, #TSA for that.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3158248
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2019 23:24:24 UTCThe Jacksons -- "Going Places" #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/song" rel="tag">song</a></span> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mwGi8UhLHw" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mwGi8UhLHw" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mwGi8UhLHw</a> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/1973" rel="tag">1973</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/1970s" rel="tag">1970s</a></span> <br /><br /> People today are a lot less likely to like the feeling they get when they're ridin' a jet. Thank the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport</a></span>, #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/airlines" rel="tag">airlines</a></span>, #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> for that.2019-10-12T23:24:24+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Remember, the #TSA can tell what you’re thinking by looking at your #crotch-scan photos.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/3072379
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2019 03:20:29 UTCRemember, the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> can tell what you’re thinking by looking at your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch-scan</a></span> photos.2019-08-07T03:20:29+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @liaizon@social.wake.st Agreed. #hairport anything costs much more because people are held captive by fear of repeating the #TSA #crotchscan until they board their planes and take off. Eeevil indeed.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2956060
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2019 23:42:46 UTC@liaizon@social.wake.st Agreed. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport</a></span> anything costs much more because people are held captive by fear of repeating the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> until they board their planes and take off. Eeevil indeed.2019-06-04T23:42:46+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Long, long lines at San Juan #PR #hairport #TSA today. If you're leaving the enchanted island today, get there extra early.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2764185
lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:54:11 UTCLong, long lines at San Juan #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/pr" rel="tag">PR</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> today. If you're leaving the enchanted island today, get there extra early.2019-02-22T17:54:11+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Washing my hooded, zip-up jacket was a waste. The #TSA's scanner was dirty, so my jacket looks like I rolled in the dust. #hairport.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2764157
lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 22-Feb-2019 17:32:33 UTCWashing my hooded, zip-up jacket was a waste. The #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span>'s scanner was dirty, so my jacket looks like I rolled in the dust. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport.</a></span>2019-02-22T17:32:33+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}salixlucida@mastodon.sdf.org: #TSA’s Roadmap for Airport #Surveillance Moves in a Dangerous Direction https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/12/tsas-roadmap-airport-surveillance-moves-dangerous-direction
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2642321
salixlucida@mastodon.sdf.org's status on Monday, 10-Dec-2018 01:31:41 UTC<p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/tsa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TSA</span></a>’s Roadmap for Airport <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/surveillance" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Surveillance</span></a> Moves in a Dangerous Direction <a href="https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/12/tsas-roadmap-airport-surveillance-moves-dangerous-direction" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">eff.org/deeplinks/2018/12/tsas</span><span class="invisible">-roadmap-airport-surveillance-moves-dangerous-direction</span></a></p>2018-12-10T01:31:41+00:00wlnxw48a1: The next time I decide to take some old electronics in for recycling, it won’t be in my current home town. Last time, they’d gone all #TSA. You had to place the items in the trunk of a car, you would drive in, pop the trunk *without exiting the vehicle* (enforced by police with guns and bulletproof vests) ... they’d take what they thought was recyclable and leave the rest behind ... someone would hand you a receipt (a list of items they had accepted for recycling) ... you drive away. #electronics_recycling shouldn’t be like one of those weapons buyback programs. I just wanted to get rid of a couple of giant CRTs and a 386SX/Windows 3.11 desktop computer.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2551580
lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 04-Nov-2018 12:58:47 UTCThe next time I decide to take some old electronics in for recycling, it won’t be in my current home town. Last time, they’d gone all #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA.</a></span> You had to place the items in the trunk of a car, you would drive in, pop the trunk *without exiting the vehicle* (enforced by police with guns and bulletproof vests) ... they’d take what they thought was recyclable and leave the rest behind ... someone would hand you a receipt (a list of items they had accepted for recycling) ... you drive away. <br /> <br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/electronicsrecycling" rel="tag">electronics_recycling</a></span> shouldn’t be like one of those weapons buyback programs. I just wanted to get rid of a couple of giant CRTs and a 386SX/Windows 3.11 desktop computer.2018-11-04T12:58:47+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: I forgot to remove my belt, so I got multiple #TSA #crotchscan (R) pics taken. I should have asked whether they'll pay me if I make the centerfold of their agency's internal magazine.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2507981
lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 14:55:32 UTCI forgot to remove my belt, so I got multiple #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> (R) pics taken. I should have asked whether they'll pay me if I make the centerfold of their agency's internal magazine.2018-10-18T14:55:32+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Philadelphia #TSA ... I’m pretty sure they were the location where several employees were arrested years ago for stealing cameras and electronic devices during the search process. (No, I am not at the #hairport. I just saw someone else mentioning that location’s security screeners.)
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2424515
lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 28-Sep-2018 09:51:07 UTCPhiladelphia #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> ... I’m pretty sure they were the location where several employees were arrested years ago for stealing cameras and electronic devices during the search process.<br /> <br /> (No, I am not at the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport.</a></span> I just saw someone else mentioning that location’s security screeners.)2018-09-28T09:51:07+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info @moonman@shitposter.club @roko@shitposter.club I usually get the take everything out and examine it + patdowns treatment, even after the #crotchscan. I'm usually carrying a bunch of $EMPLOYER and personal electronics for a six month trip and it scares the #TSA.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2200699
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 14:47:46 UTC@<a href="https://social.guizzyordi.info/user/2" class="h-card mention">guizzy</a> @<a href="https://shitposter.club/user/1" class="h-card mention">moonman</a> @<a href="https://shitposter.club/user/30080" class="h-card mention">roko</a> I usually get the take everything out and examine it + patdowns treatment, even after the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan.</a></span> I'm usually carrying a bunch of $EMPLOYER and personal electronics for a six month trip and it scares the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA.</a></span>2018-09-11T14:47:46+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @moonman@shitposter.club @roko@shitposter.club I've had so many #crotchscan pics taken that I may be a #TSA centerfold by now.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2200644
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 14:42:50 UTC@<a href="https://shitposter.club/user/1" class="h-card mention">moonman</a> @<a href="https://shitposter.club/user/30080" class="h-card mention">roko</a> I've had so many #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> pics taken that I may be a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> centerfold by now.2018-09-11T14:42:50+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @delores@shitposter.club Go through a US airport on a flight anywhere and ask the #TSA for a copy of your #crotchscan picture. When they agree about bigger than ordinary size, then you have reason to brag.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/2056987
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 25-Aug-2018 11:37:44 UTC@<a href="https://shitposter.club/user/3032" class="h-card mention">delores</a> Go through a US airport on a flight anywhere and ask the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> for a copy of your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> picture. When they agree about bigger than ordinary size, then you have reason to brag.2018-08-25T11:37:44+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org The #TSA believes they can determine your intentions by viewing x-rays of your crotch. Maybe we could make the #crotch_scan you had at the #hairport useful by forwarding it to your doctor.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/1685017
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2018 10:56:22 UTC@<a href="https://social.nasqueron.org/users/deadsuperhero" class="h-card mention">deadsuperhero</a> The #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> believes they can determine your intentions by viewing x-rays of your crotch. Maybe we could make the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch_scan</a></span> you had at the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport</a></span> useful by forwarding it to your doctor.2018-07-11T10:56:22+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Got through my #TSA #crotch_scan. I suppose they don't get many "I.T. Guy" travellers through here. TSA folks were concerned by how many electronic devices I carry.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/899540
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 03-Mar-2018 17:48:37 UTCGot through my #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch_scan.</a></span> I suppose they don't get many "I.T. Guy" travellers through here. TSA folks were concerned by how many electronic devices I carry.2018-03-03T17:48:37+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: On the other hand, with as many #crotch-scan pics of me as the #TSA has collected, I'm probably a major porn star without knowing it. #hairport
https://nu.federati.net/notice/585604
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 09-Oct-2017 03:15:52 UTCOn the other hand, with as many #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch-scan</a></span> pics of me as the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> has collected, I'm probably a major porn star without knowing it. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport</a></span>2017-10-09T03:15:52+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}schestowitz: What could POSSIBLY go wrong with immunity for low-skilled people who grope you? https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20170824/11101038079/court-tsa-agents-can-be-shielded-certain-civil-rights-lawsuits-because-theyre-too-important.shtml #tsa
https://nu.federati.net/notice/490231
schestowitz's status on Saturday, 26-Aug-2017 10:24:08 UTC<p>What could POSSIBLY go wrong with immunity for low-skilled people who grope you? <a href="https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20170824/11101038079/court-tsa-agents-can-be-shielded-certain-civil-rights-lawsuits-because-theyre-too-important.shtml" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">techdirt.com/articles/20170824</span><span class="invisible">/11101038079/court-tsa-agents-can-be-shielded-certain-civil-rights-lawsuits-because-theyre-too-important.shtml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.technology/tags/tsa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>tsa</span></a></p>2017-08-26T10:24:08+00:00Dr. Roy Schestowitz (罗伊) ✅lnxw48a1: I've got to give @moonman some competition. He's spending so much time at the #hairport lately that the #TSA is about to offer him an employee discount on his next #crotch-scan.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/440684
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2017 01:56:53 UTCI've got to give @<a href="https://shitposter.club/user/1" class="h-card mention">moonman</a> some competition. He's spending so much time at the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hairport" rel="tag">hairport</a></span> lately that the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> is about to offer him an employee discount on his next #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotch-scan.</a></span>2017-08-05T01:56:53+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw37a2: I've got to give @moonman some competition. He's spending so much time at the #hairport lately that the #TSA is about to offer him an employee discount on his next #crotch-scan.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/440683
lnxw37a2's status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2017 01:56:46 UTCI've got to give <a href="https://shitposter.club/user/1">@moonman</a> some competition. He's spending so much time at the #hairport lately that the #TSA is about to offer him an employee discount on his next #crotch-scan.2017-08-05T01:56:46+00:00Nobody [Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2)]lnxw48a1: @stitchxd Yes. I believe #TSA's officers are told to watch for #Bitcoin (which they believe are yellow metallic tokens with the #BTC symbol [B with a | through it]). I have heard other reports of them asking travelers whether they were carrying Bitcoins.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/439592
lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 04-Aug-2017 15:46:49 UTC@<a href="https://p2px.me/user/1" class="h-card mention" title="stitch@p2px:~$ ./awoo.sh">stitchxd</a> Yes. I believe #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span>'s officers are told to watch for #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/bitcoin" rel="tag">Bitcoin</a></span> (which they believe are yellow metallic tokens with the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/btc" rel="tag">BTC</a></span> symbol [B with a | through it]). I have heard other reports of them asking travelers whether they were carrying Bitcoins.2017-08-04T15:46:49+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @moonman Possible effect of the #TSA: exaggerated sense of self-importance. #Crotchscan --> I'm a pornstar.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/381530
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2017 19:37:38 UTC@<a href="https://shitposter.club/user/1" class="h-card mention" title="Inadequate Penguin">moonman</a> Possible effect of the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span>: exaggerated sense of self-importance. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">Crotchscan</a></span> --> I'm a pornstar.2017-07-01T19:37:38+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @chalkahlom I'm comparing to your #TSA #crotchscan photos to prove that's really you.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/381125
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2017 13:38:30 UTC@<a href="https://nu.federati.net/user/2081" class="h-card mention" title="Chalkahlom">chalkahlom</a> I'm comparing to your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/crotchscan" rel="tag">crotchscan</a></span> photos to prove that's really you.2017-07-01T13:38:30+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @stitchxd I'm not in the market for a computing device *right now. Since I travel so much, I need to find out what the #TSA decides before I buy something I have to leave home. * I'm still hoping to get my kids #Nintendo #Switch consoles, so we can all play together on that system in addition to playing on our #PS3 and #PS4 systems.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/337487
lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 11-Jun-2017 20:38:08 UTC@<a href="https://p2px.me/user/1" class="h-card mention" title="Stitch 🐺">stitchxd</a> I'm not in the market for a computing device *right now. Since I travel so much, I need to find out what the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> decides before I buy something I have to leave home.<br /><br /> * I'm still hoping to get my kids #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/nintendo" rel="tag">Nintendo</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/switch" rel="tag">Switch</a></span> consoles, so we can all play together on that system in addition to playing on our #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/ps3" rel="tag">PS3</a></span> and #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/ps4" rel="tag">PS4</a></span> systems.2017-06-11T20:38:08+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}mjd: ♫ "My baby she's working for the #TSA…" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86pEe3Kk8k
https://nu.federati.net/notice/298503
mjd's status on Thursday, 25-May-2017 11:32:17 UTC♫ "My baby she's working for the #<span class="tag"><a href="http://microblog.ourcoffs.org.au/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span>…" <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86pEe3Kk8k" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86pEe3Kk8k" class="attachment thumbnail" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86pEe3Kk8k</a>2017-05-25T11:32:17+00:00Matthew Davidsonlnxw48a1: You won't be saying you like pain when the #TSA puts their #scrote-scan x-ray emitter near your silicon-chip brain.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/63222
lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 19-Feb-2017 18:30:04 UTCYou won't be saying you like pain when the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/tsa" rel="tag">TSA</a></span> puts their #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/scrotescan" rel="tag">scrote-scan</a></span> x-ray emitter near your silicon-chip brain.2017-02-19T18:30:04+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}mjdMatthew Davidson