Notices tagged with crotchscan
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 30-Apr-2022 03:13:53 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Sometimes I really want to know what Google Play does that makes it worth 4-5 notifications after a reboot telling me to re-enable it. If they're hoping for compromising photos, they can get my #crotchscan pics from the #TSA. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Friday, 12-Feb-2021 03:30:23 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} The #TSA had to repeat my #crotch-scan because the first one said I had something in my back pockets. All pockets were empty.
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Dec-2020 19:26:56 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} I should get a #Patreon and ask Putin and Xi to contribute ... since they saw (suspected) my #TSA #crotchscan pics, they should pay me for the enjoyment. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 14-Dec-2020 23:06:19 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @geniusmusing What a scary thought! It is bad enough to learn that Putin and Xi are looking at my #TSA #crotchscan photos. If they’re also looking at my finances from #IRS records, I’ll be embarrassed and they’ll be laughing. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Thursday, 08-Oct-2020 22:00:07 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Important question: Can I get copy of my #TSA #crotch_scan? I can give it my doctor and avoid some diagnostic scans. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2020 02:28:02 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @amic They could move on to requiring people to contact the #TSA to have them send #crotch-scan transcripts. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2019 03:20:29 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Remember, the #TSA can tell what you’re thinking by looking at your #crotch-scan photos. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Jun-2019 23:42:46 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @liaizon@social.wake.st Agreed. #hairport anything costs much more because people are held captive by fear of repeating the #TSA #crotchscan until they board their planes and take off. Eeevil indeed. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 14:55:32 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} I forgot to remove my belt, so I got multiple #TSA #crotchscan (R) pics taken. I should have asked whether they'll pay me if I make the centerfold of their agency's internal magazine. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 14:47:46 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @guizzy @moonman @roko I usually get the take everything out and examine it + patdowns treatment, even after the #crotchscan. I'm usually carrying a bunch of $EMPLOYER and personal electronics for a six month trip and it scares the #TSA. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-2018 14:42:50 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @moonman @roko I've had so many #crotchscan pics taken that I may be a #TSA centerfold by now. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-2018 11:37:44 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @delores Go through a US airport on a flight anywhere and ask the #TSA for a copy of your #crotchscan picture. When they agree about bigger than ordinary size, then you have reason to brag. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2018 10:56:22 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @deadsuperhero The #TSA believes they can determine your intentions by viewing x-rays of your crotch. Maybe we could make the #crotch_scan you had at the #hairport useful by forwarding it to your doctor. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 13-May-2018 12:17:24 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @nybill I'll grab a dozen when I walk to the store. You can come to #PR to pick them up and be at TSA awaiting your return flight's #crotchscan in half an hour. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 03-Mar-2018 17:48:37 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Got through my #TSA #crotch_scan. I suppose they don't get many "I.T. Guy" travellers through here. TSA folks were concerned by how many electronic devices I carry. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 09-Oct-2017 03:15:52 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} On the other hand, with as many #crotch-scan pics of me as the #TSA has collected, I'm probably a major porn star without knowing it. #hairport -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Friday, 29-Sep-2017 04:33:31 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @moonman Probably sponsored by the same people who think they can decide what you're thinking by looking at x-rays of your scrotum ( #scrote-scan or #crotch-scan ). -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2017 01:56:53 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} I've got to give @moonman some competition. He's spending so much time at the #hairport lately that the #TSA is about to offer him an employee discount on his next #crotch-scan. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2017 19:37:38 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @moonman Possible effect of the #TSA: exaggerated sense of self-importance. #Crotchscan --> I'm a pornstar. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jul-2017 13:38:30 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @chalkahlom I'm comparing to your #TSA #crotchscan photos to prove that's really you.