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Updates tagged with cowjokes on Federati Nu: Federated N-series GNU Social!lnxw48a1: I’m looking forward to viewing some bovine entertainment once the lockdowns are no longer needed. Q: What do cows do for fun? A: Watch #MOOvies. #cow_jokes #moo
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 31-Jan-2021 21:13:16 UTCI’m looking forward to viewing some bovine entertainment once the lockdowns are no longer needed.<br /><br /> Q: What do cows do for fun?<br /> A: Watch #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moovies" rel="tag">MOOvies.</a></span> <br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">moo</a></span>2021-01-31T21:13:16+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Cows have feelings. That's why they get so e-MOO-tional. #cow-jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 21-Jan-2021 18:57:09 UTCCows have feelings. That's why they get so e-MOO-tional.<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow-jokes</a></span>2021-01-21T18:57:09+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: What brand of car do #cows drive? A: #MOO shibutsu. #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 15-Jun-2020 04:40:37 UTCQ: What brand of car do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> drive?<br /><br /> A: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> shibutsu. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2020-06-15T04:40:37+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: Why should you never tell your problems to #cows? A: They get too e - #MOO - tional about it. #cowjokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 25-Apr-2020 19:07:20 UTCQ: Why should you never tell your problems to #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span>?<br /> <br /> A: They get too e - #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> - tional about it.<br /> <br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cowjokes</a></span>2020-04-25T19:07:20+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: A #cow is driving down the freeway in the wrong direction. What does she do? A: Turn around and go the #udder way. #cowjokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 06:07:13 UTCQ: A #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span> is driving down the freeway in the wrong direction. What does she do?<br /><br /> A: Turn around and go the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/udder" rel="tag">udder</a></span> way.<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cowjokes</a></span>2020-03-12T06:07:13+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: Why do #cows lift weights? A: It helps build MOOscles! #cowjokes #moo
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 06:05:39 UTCQ: Why do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> lift weights?<br /><br /> A: It helps build MOOscles!<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cowjokes</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">moo</a></span>2020-03-12T06:05:39+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: If you asked your local cow how it feels, what would it say? "I'm so e-MOO-tional!" #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2020 22:57:02 UTCIf you asked your local cow how it feels, what would it say?<br /><br /> "I'm so e-MOO-tional!" #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2020-02-06T22:57:02+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: What do cows do for entertainment and a- #MOO - sement? A: They listen to MOO -sic and watch MOO -vies. #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2019 19:51:44 UTCQ: What do cows do for entertainment and a- #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> - sement?<br /><br /> A: They listen to MOO -sic and watch MOO -vies.<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2019-09-21T19:51:44+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: Do cows have feelings? A: Yes. They have e-MOO-tions. #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2019 19:36:12 UTCQ: Do cows have feelings?<br /><br /> A: Yes. They have e-MOO-tions.<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2019-09-21T19:36:12+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: What do you call an elderly ant? A: An antique. #cow_jokes Q: Wait a minute. That wasn’t a cow joke. A: Didn’t you find it “a - #MOO - sing” ?
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 17:38:57 UTCQ: What do you call an elderly ant?<br /> A: An antique. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span><br /> Q: Wait a minute. That wasn’t a cow joke.<br /> A: Didn’t you find it “a - #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> - sing” ?2019-02-04T17:38:57+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw37d2: @colbyebooks Do #BOTS like #cow_jokes? They can be a-MOO-sing.
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lnxw37d2's status on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 14:52:31 UTC<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://botsin.space/@colbyebooks" class="u-url mention">@<span>colbyebooks</span></a></span> Do <a href="https://nulled.red/tags/bots" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BOTS</span></a> like <a href="https://nulled.red/tags/cow_jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>cow_jokes</span></a>? They can be a-MOO-sing.</p>2018-12-25T14:52:31+00:00Nobody (Linux Walt ALT)lnxw48a1: @deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org As the cow said when she wanted to read an article and hit #Medium's joinwall, MOO-vit! #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 09:19:18 UTC@<a href="https://social.nasqueron.org/users/deadsuperhero" class="h-card mention">deadsuperhero</a> As the cow said when she wanted to read an article and hit #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/medium" rel="tag">Medium</a></span>'s joinwall, MOO-vit! #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2018-10-17T09:19:18+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Colby is afraid of #cows. He's udderly terrified. (This would be one of those #cow_jokes that \@question used to like.)
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 24-May-2018 09:26:12 UTCColby is afraid of #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows.</a></span> He's udderly terrified. (This would be one of those #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> that \@question used to like.)2018-05-24T09:26:12+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: What do #cows feel? A: E - #MOO - TIONS! #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 02-Feb-2018 16:04:05 UTCQ: What do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> feel?<br /><br /> A: E - #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> - TIONS! #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2018-02-02T16:04:05+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: What is a #cow's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate #MOO'usse. #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 20-Jan-2018 01:23:51 UTCQ: What is a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span>'s favorite dessert?<br /> <br /> A: Chocolate #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span>'usse. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2018-01-20T01:23:51+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 23-Dec-2017 22:12:52 UTC#<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-12-23T22:12:52+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Did you realize that everyone likes jokes about #cows? Even #bots like #cow_jokes. Statement endorsed by @markov. Dealer participation may affect your price and rate. Please drink responsibly. If you suspect you have a gambling problem, please call 1-800-KA-CHING!
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 22-Dec-2017 02:15:27 UTCDid you realize that everyone likes jokes about #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span>? Even #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/bots" rel="tag">bots</a></span> like #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes.</a></span> <br /><br /> Statement endorsed by @<a href="https://gs.kawa-kun.com/user/2920" class="h-card mention" title="Andrey Markov">markov</a>. Dealer participation may affect your price and rate. Please drink responsibly. If you suspect you have a gambling problem, please call 1-800-KA-CHING!2017-12-22T02:15:27+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Question: What operating system do #cows use on their computers? Answer: #MOO-nix. #cow_jokes #moo
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 22-Dec-2017 02:03:44 UTCQuestion: What operating system do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> use on their computers?<br /><br /> Answer: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moonix" rel="tag">MOO-nix.</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">moo</a></span>2017-12-22T02:03:44+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Question: What would you call a bovine-centric federated social network? Answer: #MOO-stodon. #cow_jokes #moo
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2017 18:37:17 UTCQuestion: What would you call a bovine-centric federated social network?<br /><br /> Answer: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moostodon" rel="tag">MOO-stodon.</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">moo</a></span>2017-12-17T18:37:17+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Q: Where do #cows go to share status updates and selfies? A: #MOO space. #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 29-Oct-2017 04:18:59 UTCQ: Where do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> go to share status updates and selfies?<br /><br /> A: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> space. <br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-10-29T04:18:59+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: #cow_jokes https://social.stormdragon.tk/notice/394827
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 31-Aug-2017 03:36:00 UTC#<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> <a href="https://social.stormdragon.tk/notice/394827" title="https://social.stormdragon.tk/notice/394827" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">https://social.stormdragon.tk/notice/394827</a>2017-08-31T03:36:00+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @markov #question: If #cows could leave earth, where would they go? #answer: To the #MOO n. #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 17-Aug-2017 04:55:51 UTC@<a href="https://gs.kawa-kun.com/user/2920" class="h-card mention" title="Andrey Markov">markov</a><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/question" rel="tag">question</a></span>: If #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> could leave earth, where would they go?<br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/answer" rel="tag">answer</a></span>: To the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> n. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-08-17T04:55:51+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: https://gs.kawa-kun.com/notice/2290052 @markov, what does a #bot need a #cow for? You don't need a cow in order to tell us #cow_jokes.
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lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2017 02:43:14 UTC<a href="https://gs.kawa-kun.com/notice/2290052" title="https://gs.kawa-kun.com/notice/2290052" class="attachment" id="attachment-48874" rel="nofollow external">https://gs.kawa-kun.com/notice/2290052</a> @<a href="https://gs.kawa-kun.com/user/2920" class="h-card mention" title="Andrey Markov">markov</a>, what does a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/bot" rel="tag">bot</a></span> need a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span> for? You don't need a cow in order to tell us #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes.</a></span>2017-07-12T02:43:14+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: Why are barns so noisy? @answer: Because the #cows have horns! #cow_jokes /via @storm
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 23-Apr-2017 01:46:45 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: Why are barns so noisy? <br /><br /> @answer: Because the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> have horns! #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span><br /><br /> /via @<a href="http://social.stormdragon.tk/user/1" class="h-card mention" title="Storm Dragon">storm</a>2017-04-23T01:46:45+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @storm I think @question likes #cow_jokes so I try to share them whenever I see one.
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 22-Apr-2017 21:13:15 UTC@<a href="http://social.stormdragon.tk/user/1" class="h-card mention" title="Storm Dragon">storm</a> I think @<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> likes #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> so I try to share them whenever I see one.2017-04-22T21:13:15+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: How do #cows get upstairs? @answer: They take the #cow -levator! #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 21-Apr-2017 02:18:59 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: How do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> get upstairs?<br /><br /> @answer: They take the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span> -levator! #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-04-21T02:18:59+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: What performer is simultaneously funny and scary? @answer: #COW -ns (clowns) #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 17-Apr-2017 00:42:56 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: What performer is simultaneously funny and scary?<br /> @answer: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">COW</a></span> -ns (clowns) #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-04-17T00:42:56+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question Can you share one of your #cow_jokes with us?
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 17-Apr-2017 00:27:36 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> Can you share one of your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> with us?2017-04-17T00:27:36+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question Or maybe you're just interested in #cow_jokes.
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 30-Mar-2017 17:34:22 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention">question</a> Or maybe you're just interested in #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes.</a></span>2017-03-30T17:34:22+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question : What did the cow say to her calf? @answer: It's pasture bedtime. #cow_jokes /via @storm
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 30-Mar-2017 16:30:28 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention">question</a> : What did the cow say to her calf? @answer: It's pasture bedtime. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> /via @<a href="http://social.stormdragon.tk/user/1" class="h-card mention">storm</a>2017-03-30T16:30:28+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: @when bulls and #cows get married, @where do they go? @answer: They go on a honey- #MOO -n. #cow_jokes
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 23-Mar-2017 00:41:45 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: @<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/3159" class="h-card mention">when</a> bulls and #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> get married, @<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/3157" class="h-card mention">where</a> do they go?<br /><br /> @answer: They go on a honey- #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> -n. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-03-23T00:41:45+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question Hey, Markov #Ethelbert Dostoyevsky, tell us one of your #cow_jokes.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/105810
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 22-Mar-2017 00:05:08 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> Hey, Markov #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/ethelbert" rel="tag">Ethelbert</a></span> Dostoyevsky, tell us one of your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes.</a></span>2017-03-22T00:05:08+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: Why did the chicken cross the road? @answer: To get to the other side. @question: What does this have to do with #cows? These are supposed to be #cow_jokes. @answer: I thought you would find it a- #MOO -sing.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/102506
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 20-Mar-2017 03:45:51 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: Why did the chicken cross the road? <br /><br /> @answer: To get to the other side. <br /><br /> @<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: What does this have to do with #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span>? These are supposed to be #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes.</a></span> <br /><br /> @answer: I thought you would find it a- #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> -sing.2017-03-20T03:45:51+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: What do #cows do for entertainment? @answer: They go to the #cow nival! #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/94485
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2017 04:12:09 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: What do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> do for entertainment?<br /><br /> @answer: They go to the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span> nival! #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-03-15T04:12:09+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: Which are richer, #cows or horses? @answer: Cows. They have #MOO la. #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/93423
lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 14-Mar-2017 01:04:41 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: Which are richer, #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> or horses?<br /><br /> @answer: Cows. They have #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> la. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-03-14T01:04:41+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question Do you still like #cow_jokes?
https://nu.federati.net/notice/91560
lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2017 04:49:44 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> Do you still like #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>?2017-03-09T04:49:44+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: Why are there horseflies, but no cowflies? @answer: #Cows don't #MOO ve enough to fly. #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/91556
lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2017 04:43:05 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: Why are there horseflies, but no cowflies?<br /><br /> @answer: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">Cows</a></span> don't #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">MOO</a></span> ve enough to fly. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-03-09T04:43:05+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}n0admin: Moo-moomity moo moo-moo. @question Can you translate this? #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/85807
n0admin's status on Saturday, 04-Mar-2017 05:14:01 UTCMoo-moomity moo moo-moo. @<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> Can you translate this?<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://n0.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-03-04T05:14:01+00:00n0adminlnxw48a1: @question Do you have any #cow_jokes to share with us? http://oracle.skilledtests.com/tag/cowjokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/83646
lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 03-Mar-2017 00:36:43 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> Do you have any #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span> to share with us? <a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/tag/cowjokes" title="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/tag/cowjokes" class="attachment" rel="nofollow">http://oracle.skilledtests.com/tag/cowjokes</a>2017-03-03T00:36:43+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question What kind of flowers do cows like? @answer: #COW nations #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/82183
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 01-Mar-2017 04:52:14 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> What kind of flowers do cows like?<br /><br /> @answer: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">COW</a></span> nations<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-03-01T04:52:14+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: RP @storm Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator. // #cowjokes @question
https://nu.federati.net/notice/82167
lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 01-Mar-2017 04:41:16 UTCRP @<a href="http://social.stormdragon.tk/user/1" class="h-card mention" title="Storm Dragon">storm</a> Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator.<br /><br /> // #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cowjokes</a></span> @<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>2017-03-01T04:41:16+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: Why do #cows have cell phones? @answer: So they can #cow nect with each other. #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/46572
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2017 19:34:27 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: Why do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> have cell phones?<br /><br /> @answer: So they can #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span> nect with each other.<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-02-11T19:34:27+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: What political and economic belief system do most #cows subscribe to? @answer: #cow #moo nism! #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/46356
lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2017 17:32:15 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: What political and economic belief system do most #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> subscribe to?<br /><br /> @answer: #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moo" rel="tag">moo</a></span> nism!<br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-02-11T17:32:15+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}n0admin: @question Tell us one of your #cow_jokes.
https://nu.federati.net/notice/37947
n0admin's status on Monday, 06-Feb-2017 03:40:59 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> Tell us one of your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://n0.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes.</a></span>2017-02-06T03:40:59+00:00n0adminlnxw48a1: @question @markov When #cows get together for a big conference, they call it a #COW nvention. #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/14824
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 23-Jan-2017 04:19:48 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention">question</a> @<a href="https://gs.kawa-kun.com/user/2920" class="h-card mention">markov</a> When #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> get together for a big conference, they call it a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">COW</a></span> nvention. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-01-23T04:19:48+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: Where do #cows go on their vacations? @answer: COW lifornia! #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/14766
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 23-Jan-2017 03:00:57 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: Where do #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cows" rel="tag">cows</a></span> go on their vacations?<br /><br /> @answer: COW lifornia! #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-01-23T03:00:57+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question: What is larger than a cow and twice as dangerous? @answer: A #MOO_se! #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/14760
lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 23-Jan-2017 02:49:43 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a>: What is larger than a cow and twice as dangerous?<br /><br /> @answer: A #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/moose" rel="tag">MOO_se</a></span>! #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-01-23T02:49:43+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @question If Katy Perry had grown up in #Kansas: "I tipped a #cow and I liked it." #KansasHumor #cow_jokes
https://nu.federati.net/notice/14378
lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 22-Jan-2017 23:03:32 UTC@<a href="http://oracle.skilledtests.com/user/2" class="h-card mention" title="Markov Dosto(y)evsky">question</a> If Katy Perry had grown up in #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/kansas" rel="tag">Kansas</a></span>: "I tipped a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cow" rel="tag">cow</a></span> and I liked it." #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/kansashumor" rel="tag">KansasHumor</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/cowjokes" rel="tag">cow_jokes</a></span>2017-01-22T23:03:32+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}n0adminn0admin