Notices tagged with asparagubbians
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 02:32:52 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
Isn't it suspicious that none of the leading #conspiracy_theorists are sharing #conspiracy_theories about the #asparagubbians' plot to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus? -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-May-2021 05:41:26 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
Isn't it suspicious that none of the leading #conspiracy_theorists are sharing #conspiracy_theories about the #asparagubbians' plot to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus?
Instead, they believe that experimental vaccines caused the Spanish Flu, not the influenza viruses that have been obtained from the frozen corpses of flu victims. -
Nobody [Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2)] (lnxw37a2@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2020 01:14:01 UTC Nobody [Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2)]
Why are #conspiracy_theories so often clearly wrong (Lizard people control the planet? Really?) when they could be about something verifiable, like the #asparagubbians’ plan to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus? -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2020 01:13:37 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
Why are #conspiracy_theories so often clearly wrong (Lizard people control the planet? Really?) when they could be about something verifiable, like the #asparagubbians’ plan to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus? -
Nobody [Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2)] (lnxw37a2@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 17:19:19 UTC Nobody [Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2)]
The #conspiracy_theories about #asparagubbians invading #Bentonville #AR as part of their plan to put awful-tasting #asparagus on all our plates cannot be true. I mean @amic was recently in that town and did not warn us about the danger posed by #asparagubbies. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 17:15:53 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
The veggie mix that is currently in the microwave oven does not contain #asparagus. The #asparagubbians will not be pleased. -
Nobody (Linux Walt ALT) (lnxw37d2@nulled.red)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 04:12:09 UTC Nobody (Linux Walt ALT)
Isn't it suspicious that none of the leading #conspiracy_theorists are sharing #conspiracy_theories about the #asparagubbians' plot to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus?
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 21:05:59 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
Why are #conspiracy_theories so often clearly wrong (Lizard people control the planet? Really?) when they could be about something verifiable, like the #asparagubbians’ plan to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus? -
Nobody [Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2)] (lnxw37a2@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 20:52:11 UTC Nobody [Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2)]
Is there a conspiracy by the #asparagubbians to put awful tasting #asparagus on our plates? Why have leading #conspiracy_theorists ignored this breaking story? -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 20:35:32 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}
Of course, saying this about #asparagus risks the wrath of #asparagubbians, but it is the truth.