This sounds doable! Maybe even simple! But I'm having a heck of a time finding any userland info about BT networking in general, beyond using Bluetooth com ports, and even that seems fragile and difficult to negotiate automatically.
So, tech geniuses of the United Federation, I turn to you.
What am I missing? How would it work? What tools should I look in to?
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