Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc) (nagios) group

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1. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-2018 20:11:18 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

   • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
   One thing I miss about !nagios is the orange juice based Mountain Dew. We have the high fructose corn syrup version here.
   
   I could use the vitamin C, I think.
2. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 21:01:07 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

   • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
   I'm just going to email Microsoft myself and see what happens. I'm not getting any information by using the customers as proxies. It worked the last time I tried this, though I don't think it ever worked while I was at !nagios.
   
   I did it more often at Nagios since I was often dealing with third-party plugins. I got some responses, but mostly not very useful ones.
3. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 13:27:18 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield
   I am definitely going to ask in my next job interview if I'll be forced to listen to country music. I can deal with Cash, but Kenny Chesney makes me want to kill myself.
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   • Craig Maloney ☕ (craigmaloney)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 16:19:04 UTC Craig Maloney ☕

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     @musicman also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81zBnjh2VT8

   • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 16:32:21 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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     • Craig Maloney ☕
     actually, I took the time to listen...that might work, lol. Might be the only one by Napalm Death though
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   • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Oct-2018 16:33:06 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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     • Craig Maloney ☕
     I took the time before I saw this...and now, I've wasted 5 seconds of my life :)
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4. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 20:25:38 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield
   I want a job where I can cuss like a sailor, but I don't have to be on a ship. Is that too much to ask?
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   • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-2018 20:27:05 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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     • Cycling
     • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
     tbf, that's how it was at !nagios, but fuck !cycling 2 hours a day at -15F
     
     I'm not sure it was ever that cold in both directions, but you get the picture.
5. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 12:29:33 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

   • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
   Did Russia nuke Europe?
   
   Just wondering because there's not a single case in the queue. I'm not complaining, maybe I'll get to work on an !opennms plugin
6. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 17:41:49 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

   • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
   • Version Control Software
   It's cool that Unity has built in #GNULinux support. It's not like I have time to write a game though. It's been three month since I've worked on !p4 !nagios: https://swarm.workshop.perforce.com/projects/perforce_software-p4nagios/files/main#commits (I bet p4 is not actually an alias for !vcs)
   • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 08-Nov-2018 15:35:28 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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     so 6 months now...
7. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jul-2018 15:18:30 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

   • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
   "oh, !Nagios has that documentation"
   
   Only for CentOS/RHEL
   
   Whomp, whomp.
8. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Monday, 18-Jun-2018 20:01:44 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

   • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
   • Version Control Software
   Anybody got a list of !monitoring tools that support #nrpe? I'd like to list them all in the poorly named P4Nagios. !vcs
9. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 19:49:19 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

   • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
   !monitoring makes a lot more sense than using #nrpe as an alias, so yay!
10. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Friday, 15-Jun-2018 19:47:36 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    What do people in !nagios (I can't remember if I aliased !monitoring) know about #Prometheus?
11. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jun-2018 21:56:52 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    I still have !nagios tagged on the personal site because that's what I know. I'm not sure I've ever seen an icinga install. I suppose I should correct at least that last portion.
12. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2018 20:53:20 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    even though already works with !icinga, would be hilarious if someone forked https://github.com/douglasawh/p4nagios/ and renamed it.
    • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2018 20:54:19 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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      tempted to do it myself, but I don't want to have to maintain it. I'm already maintaining three separate versions.
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13. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2018 19:30:11 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    • Version Control Software
    I suspect the answer is no, but has anyone replicated jobs from Helix Swarm to github? I'd like to do that: https://github.com/douglasawh/p4nagios/issues/1
    
    !vcs !nagios
14. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Friday, 08-Jun-2018 20:53:52 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    "The installation script is tested with Debian 9 "Stretch", Ubuntu 18.04 LTS." -- well, ok then. https://www.opennms.org/en/install-debian !opennms
15. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 16:16:29 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    I will be at the !opennms devjam at least part of Monday next week.
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16. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-2018 16:15:45 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    changed the name and a couple of the aliases for !nagios.
    
    Now also !opennms and !icinga
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17. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Tuesday, 29-May-2018 22:08:02 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield
    Just quit blocSonic and CCMA. Music Manumit is up next.
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    • Craig Maloney ☕ (craigmaloney)'s status on Thursday, 31-May-2018 03:30:09 UTC Craig Maloney ☕

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      • Universally Unique LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)

      @musicman @lnxw48a1 That takes courage to step away from those things. LMK if you need help with the programming foo.

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    • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 31-May-2018 12:44:07 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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      • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
      • Craig Maloney ☕
      thanks! The year and a half at !nagios just killed me as far as time. I keep realizing how big of a hole a dug myself. Once you get to where you can't see the sun, it's hard to tell. It's been 3.5 months now and while the whole isn't getting any deeper, it doesn't feel like I'm getting any closer to the surface.
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    • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Jun-2018 23:40:56 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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      • Universally Unique LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)
      maybe the simplest answer is just "no". Deep down, I knew it at the time.
18. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 17-May-2018 13:52:00 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    The CentOS !nagios packages are so annoying.
19. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 20:05:16 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

    • Monitoring (Nagios, Icinga, OpenNMS, etc)
    • Version Control Software
    I don't know that I mentioned this yesterday. I'm all official and stuff: https://swarm.workshop.perforce.com/projects/perforce_software-p4nagios !vcs !nagios
20. Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 15:29:17 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield
    #hiring Technical Support Analyst - Check out this great #job at my company #jobopening #applynow http://bit.ly/2EDYRqf
    
    This is for the #Australia office, and you must know #Chinese.
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    • Hallå Kitteh (clacke)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 18:11:18 UTC Hallå Kitteh

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      • Ben Pfaff
      @blp @musicman It's redundant at best, contradictory at worst. They should get rid of it.
    • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 13:16:50 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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      • Ben Pfaff
      I don't remember any such magic from law school. This sentiment likely stems from the US pre-Berne. The whole Berne thing is super-complex because the bill was in '76 if memory serves. Started in '78. We didn't "fully" go in until '88 (or '89), and really didn't go in until Golan v Holder...in 2012. And I think VARA was '94. What a complete and utter mess.
    • Douglas A. Whitfield (musicman)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 13:32:57 UTC Douglas A. Whitfield

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      • Hallå Kitteh
      The way Bradley Kuhn explained it to me when I was on the Johns Hopkins legal team was that the idea was that the All Rights Reserved applied to the copyright notice itself, but I still don't think that's the intent, since I don't think anyone would mind if they created a different license for a new project. Really, what's needed is a definition of the license, and then you can reference it. I don't think the current text is ambiguous, but I think that would be best practice to eliminate the doubt.
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