terrible idea of the day:
In #haskell, use https://github.com/harpocrates/inline-rust to include some inline #rust code in an otherwise normal Haskell program. However, the inline rust code uses https://gitlab.com/jD91mZM2/jrust to add a whole additional level of 'what the fuck why' with code looking similar to #java embedded as inline Rust inside some Haskell.
Can we do weirder and more fucky or should I stop now?